Choices

Some girl clapped and laughed a little too enthusiastically at my set last night, so i actually went up and talked to her after the show. I would've gotten her number but
1. She was a bit kooky. and Christian. and a Christian minister in some church on the internet, which seems about as valid as University of Phoenix online. Becoming a minister should involve study, not something you can purchase with a credit card on a boring Saturday afternoon.
2. She had moustache issues. Not that she had a moustache, but her general musmash region looked over-plucked, which is scary for a girl of 27. I her upper lip doesn't exist anymore after she's 45, like there'll be a null void there and when you try to look at it you're sucked in.
3. I didn't want to ruin my chances with the delightful waitress at the bar. Although, I probably spent too much time talking to non-moustache girl to have a future chance with waitress. And she intimidates me due to a decent amount of ink. But she's just so cute and edgy, in a somewhat blase way. And, she has one of the rarer varieties of female beauty--she gets cuter the closer you look at her. Upon first glance, she's fine-blonde hair, cutish figure, nothing great. But look closer and Oh My God This Girl Is Delicious! It's hard to explain, and infrequent to find (I'm thinking of The Unicorn back in college) but is like seeing a rainbow after a season of rain. Has anyone else ever seen someone like this?

So, alas, another show, no poontang. But, tonight is Oxnard. Come on, fat chicks!