Why I don't bang out more chicks that I could

Part 2. That bitch be crazy

In an ideal world, two people would lovingly come together, drunk, screw, and merrily be on their way. However, when you're a squirrelly little dude like myself, you have to talk, cajole, and weasel a lady into sleeping with you. This takes time and effort. And sometimes, when talking to a girl, you find out that she is totally insane. Or annoying. Or Christian. And wants to talk about it endlessly. And then, once doing the deed, sex with me often involves downtime. Perhaps a relationship is where you can actually deal with talking to the other person, in bed, without screwing.

As a result, like on Monday, I opt out of pursuing a chick. Maybe this is feasible in my world since my medications have stolen my sex drive. But I am still amazed at guys who can screw whatever, knowing full well they'll have to deal with them beforehand. It can be a lot of time spent with someone for what should be a 5 minute act, if she's lucky.