Scary

One of my co-workers has the greatest gig in the world. I think he's supposed to be filing, but instead he spends his afternoon reading the Bible. or possibly a dictionary, but I'm pretty sure it's the Bible. Which is ingenious because I can't see a boss complaining about his Jesus studying; they'd probably be afraid that they'd be infringing on his First Amendment rights. The only thing craftier, and slightly more frightening, would be if he spent three hours every day polishing a gun.