I saw PimpleBeard ManGirl yesterday on the Lot. I find her fascinating, because she has an alarming number of pimples where a dude would have a beard. And she's a bit mannish, like she was meant to be a dude but two X's got together, but her body's fighting that and hence made a beard of pimples. Plus, she looks very soccer-y, like she didn't just play college soccer but somehow her whole being became infused with it. She just would look more appropriate in Umbro-esque shorts and cleats than a pair of jeans. I guess some people are very distinct, like DragonFoxFace girl. She had a face that looked like a cross between a dragon and a fox. No second date there. And, no I don't think i'll ask out PimpleBeard ManGirl--she frightens me. I want to be the one with the wiener.